--Lyrics. Yo motherf**ker listen up to me,. Whenever I go to the renaissance. fair,. Hold on lemme start over (okay). --Verse 1--. Yo motherf**ker, listen up,. Every time that I go up,. To the renaissance fair, I see a guy,. And I cannot tell a lie,. Everywhere I go, people ask me,. Where do I go when I pee,. I go to the rest room,. Next to the jousting area,. --Chorus--. Hey, um, yo yo (yo yoo). Just like a yo yo I go back and forth, yo,. Back and forth, back and forth on people liking me,. Back and forth, back and forth on people liking me,. --Verse 2--. Yo everybody, here's my story,. I really like cake, and my name's Rory,. Its my favourite past-er-y,. I sometimes eat it hastily,. oh that actually was, that was a nice rhyme, oh thanks man!,. ummmm,. Every time I go to the store,. I eat it and I eat some more,. Yo yo yo listen up to me,. Everyday I have to go pee,. And I eject myself from the grump room,. 'Cos I got to go poo poo,. Boom boom, out ma butt,. Out ma butt, what what,. OUT HIS BUTT Y'ALL, OUT HIS BUTT Y'ALL,. --Chorus--. Hey, um, yo yo (yo yoo). Just like a yo yo I go back and forth, yo,. Back and forth, back and forth on people liking me,. Back and forth, back and forth on people liking me,. --Breakdown--. Yo do you remember when I was rapping about cake. |--| Now I'm gonna rap about a lake,. This rap isn't very fake,. Because its a rap about a lake hey,. Dadadadadadam, Dadadadadadam, (About a lake). Dadadadadadam, Dadadadadadam, (Ma name is Jake, hey). Dadadadadadam, Dadadadadadam, (About a lake). Dadadadadadam, (What's the deal with that). --Obligatory trumpet bit--. --Chorus--. Hey, um, yo yo (yo yoo). Just like a yo yo I go back and forth, yo,. Back and forth, back and forth on people liking me,. Back and forth, back and forth on people liking me,. --Outro--. (Danny's radio dj talk). yaayyy,. Wait, do you think you can do better. Alright give us a rap. Okay, here's something to think about: is a cake a pastry. Who knows. Also thank you all so much for listening to these weird remixes :D.
